Humorous Best Man Speech -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Best Man SpeechThe hotel guidance have asked me to ask you not to stand on the tables or chairs during the stand up ovation at the end of my speech. Now, I asked around for an idea of how grand my speech should last, and the general response was about as long as it takes the groom to make delight. So with that in mind, thank you, you have been a wonderful audience. (Sit and then queer back up) I ring an intro is worthwhile. For those of you who do not yet know me my name is Whatwouldvou comparabletodrink. I consent as many of you will come and say hello at the bar later, but I do insist you use my bountiful name. At this point I would like to thank the groom for his motley words. I would also like to add my own appreciation. I think youll all agree the bridesmaids both look lovely forthwith in their dresses and I know the bride wants me to thank them for the help they have provided, not besides today but in the weeks and months leading up to the hook up with. I would like to propose a toast. Ladies and gentlemen, the bridesmaids. Im sure a number of the guys here today have been a outgo man at a wedding before, but I wonder how many of you have ever true written guidelines from the bride to be. I would like to read you an e-mail that the bride sent me introductory to the wedding. (Produce e-mail) Wouldyoulikeanotherdrink (Remember that is my name) I was very pleased when you were asked to be best man at our wedding. I have known you for some time now and I cannot think of anybody more charismatic, intelligent, better looking or downright oversexed than you to fulfill this crucial role on our big day. As we get close to the wedding day, most tasks have been... ...tion? Big & Bouncy magazine.) apparently my toasts are going to focus on the most important flock here today. The people we all feel a great love for and without whom today wouldnt be possible. At some stage in the even Im sure we will all be communion with them our thoughts from this special day and giving them our love and best wishes so I would like to propose a toast to the bar staff. Now the veritable version. I would like to thank the groom for asking me to be his best man. It has been a pleasure helping them prepare for today. For all the banter that has passed amongst us it should be fairy obvious that we are the best of mates. I am going to finish now by asking you to get in touch me in wishing them many years of happiness. Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom. Thats the end of my speech. I am sure you will be as glad as me that in that location is no more.